KEITH RICHARDS - DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME

July 23rd, 2008

I know this isn’t a new story but it’s so f’ed up I had to discuss it.  I wanted to make sure every reader out there has heard this one.  Keith Richards announced last year that he snorted his fathers ashes.  The ashes probably wouldn’t go up easily so Keith mixed them with Columbia’s finest.  He claims they went up smoothly.  Is anyone else as surprised as I am that Keith is alive in his 60’s?

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