Next time you want a manly drink with a manly twist, go with a Dick Tracy.  This simple drink will get the job done with a little flavor.

1 oz. Wild Turkey Bourbon Wiskey

1 oz. Tuaca Citrus Liqueur 

mix together in large shot glass or small highball glass.

This shot will put some hair on your chest.  I know that many people have different versions of Three Wise Men but this one is my favorite.  Add 1/3 oz of Jim Beam, 1/3 oz of Jack Daniels and 1/3 oz of Johnnie Walker to a shot glass.  It works best if you layer them in the order above.  Have a good black out.

I know this isn’t a new story but it’s so f’ed up I had to discuss it.  I wanted to make sure every reader out there has heard this one.  Keith Richards announced last year that he snorted his fathers ashes.  The ashes probably wouldn’t go up easily so Keith mixed them with Columbia’s finest.  He claims they went up smoothly.  Is anyone else as surprised as I am that Keith is alive in his 60’s?

Are you a porn star?  I am assuming you’re not.  That doesn’t mean you can’t feel like one though.  There is a shot called Porn Star that is amazing and easy to make.  Even though it may not turn you into Ron Jeremy, you may feel the itch to grow a mustache. Take 1/2 oz Blue Curacao and 1/2 oz Sour Puss Raspberry Liquer and enjoy.

Have you ever needed some hair of the dog (hotd)?  Well We have discovered an awesome new company out of Cleveland, Ohio.  These guys took bloody mary mix one step farther.  They pumped the mix full of energy boosting nutrients.  Next time you are hungover as hell try HotD instead of the typical bloody mary mix and keep the party going all day.  You can check it out at HotD.

As if we don’t play enough beer pong already, a new game for the Nintendo Wii will have beer pong type game included.  So next time you’re too lazy to buy cups, just flickon  the system and play.  Read more about Beer Pong for Wii.