MEATHEAD MANIA

DREAM TEAM

donkjaw — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:51:57 +0000

Yay for King James and company. Yay for the U.S. of A. I have heard some comparisons to our original dream team however, and I am very concerned. I like this team but nobody should be compared to the picture below. Reason one…they are legends and reason two…look at the 80’s uniforms.

TAILGATE TIME

donkjaw — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 13:43:00 +0000

It’s football season now gents. Next time you start pounding down the Bud Lights, make a killer snack. If you are kitchen handicapped have your girlfriend do it. Below are directions for a kick ass Buffalo Chicken Wing dip. You will thank me when you have the munchies…

4 boneless chicken breasts ground or chopped in a food processor
1 bottle Anchor Bar wing sauce [hot or regular your choice]
8 oz. cream cheese
1/2 cup Blue cheese dressing
1 small package shredded cheddar cheese

Chop or grind cooked chicken breasts. Blend sauce and cream cheese together. Add chicken, Blue cheese, and cheddar cheese. Place in a baking dish and bake at 350 for 25 minutes. Serve hot or cool, put in fridge and reheat before the game. Great with nacho chips and beer.

HAVE AN ABORTION

donkjaw — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 13:40:12 +0000

Get crazy this weekend with your lady friend and have an abortion. I don’t mean go down to the clinic and get that lil guy sucked out. I also don’t mean use a coat hanger. The abortion I like is a drink with the following mixers..enjoy.

1 oz white creme de cacao
1 oz amaretto almond liquer
1 oz Bailey’s Irish cream
1 splash grenadine syrup

RONNIE COLEMAN BABY!

Pizzaboy — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 13:25:29 +0000

Yeah buddy! Lightweight Baby!

KIMBO SLICE

Pizzaboy — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 12:21:12 +0000

Watch the street fighting phenom Kimbo Slice put a beatdown on his opponents in the sweet “best of” video you see below. If you like Slice you should definitely check him out on YouTube.

In recent news…Kimbo is set to square off against Ken Shamrock in an EliteXC fight for the ages. The October 4th fight features Slice in his 4th MMA fight. His opponent has lost 5 straight fights and is looking for another ass whoopin from our friend Kimbo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a86KquAx5ok

MICHAEL PHELPS

Pizzaboy — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 16:45:23 +0000

If you have a pulse then you know Michael Phelps. This standout swimmer from Baltimore, Md has been making a mockery of the Olympic Swimming field.

Standing at 6′4 he is the perfect swimming specimen and everytime this guy gets in the pool he breaks a new record. It’s incredible. In his first six events Phelps has taken home gold and a new world record. He has two more finals to go and we are hoping that he will take home all 8 gold medals. He is hands down the best Olympian we have ever seen. Congratulations Michael.

EVERY MAN JACK

Pizzaboy — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 16:08:51 +0000

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