You may be a meathead if:

1. You have a tribal arm band, and you aren’t in a tribe
2. You scream loudly when lifting weights for no apparent reason
3. You slam your weights down after a set, just because
4. You spend more time talking in the weight room than working out
5. You comment on women loud enough that everyone can hear
6. Your favorite word is “college”
7. Your major is basket weaving
8. You drink more protein that your girlfriend
9. You tan more than your girlfriends
10. You can bench 400lbs, but can’t tie your own shoes

The Ohio State Buckeyes are predicted to win the National Title in football with their preseason # 1 rankning.  College sports have been so unpredictable lately and that’s what makes them so enjoyable to watch.  It’s still exciting to see the preseason rankings though.  Get your tailgate ready and crack a beer.  You can read up on the rest of the rankings at Preseason Rankings.

Are you a steak lover?  If the answers yes, you will love the Big Texan.  They challenge you to eat their 72 oz steak in under an hour.  If you succeed, you get a free dinner (and trip to the hospital).  If you don’t finish in an hour, you owe the steak house 50 bucks.  The record right now is 9 minutes and 31 seconds.  Think you can beat it?

So you show up to class and you’re wicked hungover.  The professor says their final words and it’s test time.  Well since you’re hungover you probably didn’t study the night before and you definitely don’t know all the answers.  You open the first page of the exam and immediately start turning red and grinding your teeth in anger. Maybe I should have studied…

Well these brave souls realized they were screwed and some tried drawing, some tried the old scantron trick by selecting all C’s and others just flat out insulted their instructors.  Take a look…

Collection of Funniest & Hilarious Exam Answers

This dude is a bad ass and the video is also hilarious.

This gym is being talked about in NYC as a means to make working out more enjoyable. This crazy idea will probably never happen but it’s cool to think about. All that energy we burned at the gym today could have powered us down the river….

Find out more about the River Gym here

I know this isn’t a new story but it’s so f’ed up I had to discuss it.  I wanted to make sure every reader out there has heard this one.  Keith Richards announced last year that he snorted his fathers ashes.  The ashes probably wouldn’t go up easily so Keith mixed them with Columbia’s finest.  He claims they went up smoothly.  Is anyone else as surprised as I am that Keith is alive in his 60’s?

Are you a porn star?  I am assuming you’re not.  That doesn’t mean you can’t feel like one though.  There is a shot called Porn Star that is amazing and easy to make.  Even though it may not turn you into Ron Jeremy, you may feel the itch to grow a mustache. Take 1/2 oz Blue Curacao and 1/2 oz Sour Puss Raspberry Liquer and enjoy.

Have you ever needed some hair of the dog (hotd)?  Well We have discovered an awesome new company out of Cleveland, Ohio.  These guys took bloody mary mix one step farther.  They pumped the mix full of energy boosting nutrients.  Next time you are hungover as hell try HotD instead of the typical bloody mary mix and keep the party going all day.  You can check it out at HotD.

As Americans, we are naturally the best at everything (or so we think).  Even though many men don’t enjoy wearing those tight cycling shorts, Lance Armstrong certainly brought us together.  We realized this guy really kicks ass.

Since Lance retired, the standings haven’t showed much red, white and blue.  Where is his replacement?  Who is the guy that will step up and fill his bright yellow shoes?  Do we really want the future of cycling to be in the hands of a European like this?!